Young and sexy sailor wannabe

The Event Horizon of Insanity

The roads look like they re getting bad fast. You might as well stay here for the night.

It was a reasonable statement of reality. Factual logical. Looking out their front room window at the raging winter storm the last thing I wanted was to go out into the middle of it. However the second-to-the-last thing I wanted was to encroach on their privacy.

I ve driven in worse. Bravado. I hated driving in the winter. If I d known the storm was going to be this bad I never would have accepted their invitation to dinner. It s what you get for trusting the weatherman whose job I think it is to screw as many people up as possible with wrong information.

Come on. We ll make some popcorn put in a movie. It s not like any of us has to be anywhere in the morning.

Inviting. Their apartment was warm they were good people. I knew I could be very comfortable there and I knew that they d be just as comfortable having me there. And his declaration of freedom was accurate. Part of the joy of Friday nights is knowing that no matter what transpires that alarm will not be getting you up before sunrise the next day.

But I had to make one last stab at leaving if for no other reason than to bolster my reputation as a mule-headed asshole. I d worked hard on that rep it was very valuable to me.

Piece of cake I said.

Before any of us could say another word we watched a car slide sideways down the hill totally out of control. It disappeared from view and then we heard the resounding thunk of it colliding with something else. Most likely the mailbox at the corner.

You like butter on your popcorn?

And salt I said.

Teri went directly to the kitchen.

She and Mark had been living together for two years already. They were both terrified of making the relationship legal. I couldn t blame them. My own experience taking the vows hadn t turned out so good. I sometimes think people are not designed to be monogamous. It s like picking one food item from nature s vast menu and eating only that day after day after year after year. Prime rib is delightful but after a few years of having nothing but the thought of fried chicken is going to make you drool.

They were also younger than I was by about ten years. Maybe their fear of marriage was a generational thing. Whatever the cause I d be the last one to try and change their minds.

Mark and I worked together. That s how we met. He started with the company about four years after I did and his training had been left in my hands. The age difference notwithstanding we found we shared a host of mutual tastes in things like music and movies. We also had the same somewhat quirky sense of humor. Friends are best found when not being looked for. We got close pretty fast.

Teri was a year younger than Mark. She was a paralegal with a prestigious local law firm. Only about five foot tall she couldn t have weighed more than ninety pounds clothed and soaking wet. I don t think she owned a waist. She had very short reddish-brown hair green eyes tiny feet and hands and not a waistline to speak of. She was built like a wasp. A very cute funny smart and sexy wasp. I saw why Mark loved her.

As for what she saw in that animated beanpole I had no idea. Mark was as tall as me and easily a head taller than Teri but I doubt he weighed more than ten pounds above whatever anorexic level she tipped the scales at. He had a thin mustache and beard which made him look Latino to me but he was really about as American as you could get and not have Old Glory stuck up your ass. While Teri rattled pans in the kitchen he went to their entertainment center and sifted through their collection of DVD s.

Any preference? he asked me.

I sighed resigned to being their guest for the night and told him whatever he picked was fine. As I continued to watch the storm and wish it would go the hell away he picked something out and slipped the disc in the player.

The popcorn sounded like firecrackers on a Chinese New Year. Teri wasn t taking the easy route and microwaving it. She had a pan with a perforated lid especially for popping corn and a separate pan was melting butter slowly over the pilot light so it didn t separate. When it was ready she poured the corn into a big plastic bowl drowned it in butter and shook enough salt over it all I thought maybe she was trying to outdo the snow falling outside. She tossed the bowl s contents a while to mix it all up and then came back to the front room with the bowl on a tray alongside a stack of paper towels and three beers.

We all sat on the couch Teri in the middle the bowl in her lap.

What d you put in? she asked Mark.

With a devilish grin he said A surprise and clicked the remote.

Apparently in amongst their formidable collection of comedies action flicks and classics they had a few triple-x features. Cheap graphics on the screen were the first give-away that this was not going to be a Cecile B. DeMille epic.

The production company was Cumshot Enterprises. The title was Bi-Bi Birdie a bad take-off on an equally bad old musical. The stars had names like Cherry and Long Bill . The director was simply called Stiffy .

Before the movie actually started I found myself wishing I d made a suggestion when asked. Shows you what being polite gets you. I wondered if there was a purpose behind his choice. These cheesy porn movies are great for a couple to sit and watch together get horny and never see the end of whilst re-enacting some of the choicer moments but having a third party on hand (which would be me) I wondered if for some reason Mark felt it necessary to emphasize the fact that he d be going to bed with a sexy young lady and I d be all alone. Again. But why would he purposefully try and make me uncomfortable? It wasn t like him at all.

I looked at Teri to see what effect (if any) watching this type of movie with me in the room was having on her and she didn t seem fazed in the least. Mark sat with a self-satisfied smile munching fistfuls of buttery popcorn. I figured I was the only one being bothered by the situation (maybe this was a regular ritual when other friends came to call) and so I drank my beer and ate some popcorn and kept my big mouth shut. I saw no sense in making them feel uncomfortable just because I was.

Back in the day adult movies at least took a stab at using a story line to justify the infinite array of couplings. It was often painful to watch people with no acting talent whatsoever trying to deliver lines of dialogue that were badly written to begin with but how nice of them to try. My experience with modern porn was nil and apparently in the interim they had abandoned all pretenses of having a purpose other than to show people fucking.

Altogether there were six actors in the film three of each gender and during the next often agonizing two hours we got to see them together in every possible combination. Emphasis was placed on same-sex pairings hence the title.

I have to admit I got aroused by certain scenes and having this young couple on the couch alongside me added to the fantasies that crept into my head. At some point Mark got up and retrieved more beers. I wasn t much of a drinker and hadn t finished my first. I hadn t even been taking my share of popcorn (all right maybe I was a little more interested in the flick than I like to pretend I was!) and having realized this reached blindly over to the bowl in Teri s lap to grab a healthy handful.

Only instead of sinking into a bowl of slimy popcorn my hand settled directly over Teri s crotch.

The bowl was long since empty and on the coffee table.

Teri squirmed and giggled and I pulled my hand back as quickly as I could. Mark leaned forward and stared at me and pretended to scowl. Let s not get any ideas there he said.

Sorry was all I could say.

The movie ended in a major gang-bang sequence. By the time it was over all six of the actors were drenched in cum and God-knows-what. Mark turned it off with the remote as the end credits came up heralded by a promise from the producers that all models were over 18 at the time of production.

Right.

Mark got up and stretched and yawned. A quick look at my watch told me it was far later than I thought. Teri carried the bowl and the empty beer bottles (Mark had helped himself to my untouched second) into the kitchen and Mark followed her. I heard laughter and some whispered conversation and the sounds of two horny young lovers preparing to spend the next few hours fucking each other s brains out. This was no place for me.

Standing at the window again I declared The snow has stopped falling. Maybe I can try that drive home after all.

Mark was behind me in a flash his right hand on my right shoulder his chin on my left. Into my ear he whispered Don t be stupid. Stay. I guarantee it will be worthwhile. And then he was gone again putting the DVD away and shutting down the TV.

Teri brought me blankets and a pillow.

Now if you will excuse us Mark said and he and Teri fairly flew up the short hall to their bedroom. I listened to them laughing and wrestling and then spread a blanket across the couch placed the pillows at one end and kicked off my shoes. My chances of actually getting any sleep were pretty slim especially with them screwing thirty feet away from me so I lay back and folded my arms and stared at the ceiling.

What bothered me the most (besides listening to those two fooling around) was his last statement to me about my staying being made worthwhile. Some interesting possibilities of what he might have meant came to mind but I excused them as ridiculous. He probably just meant staying safe in their apartment rather than venturing out into the ice and snow would in the long run prove a judicious choice. And he was probably right.

The couch back faced the hallway so I had no idea anyone was approaching until suddenly Teri appeared staring down at me. Her short hair was mussed terribly and her face seemed flush even in the dim light. Before I could ask her what the matter was she smiled down at me and wiggled a finger coaxing me to follow her.

I haven t been even close to what one might consider naГЇve for a long time. I think it might have been second grade. Whatever I knew perfectly well what she was up to (or at least I thought I did) and wanted no part of it and yet I tossed off the blanket and followed her anyway pretending to be curious and concerned like maybe Mark was having a stroke or something and she needed help dialing 911.

Maybe I was more tired than I thought but it wasn t until we were at the door to their bedroom that I realized she was only wearing a tiny bra and thong panties.

Her breasts were very petite. I think her nipples were the bigger part of them. The bra must have been strictly for decoration. The thong on the other hand accentuated the marvelous round globes of her elfin ass. It was while staring at these specific attributes that I stumbled into their bedroom which was lit up like the second coming where Mark sat on the edge of the bed naked.

Howdy he said looking a little sheepish. His hands were on his knees and he was leaned forward a bit. His dick hung semi-flaccid between his legs. It was an impressive muscle nonetheless. Were you already sleeping?

I said I wasn t. Teri drifted close to me to one side and behind. I wished I could see her instead of him.

We thought maybe you d find the bed more comfortable Mark said. If you d care to join us?

Incredible. Weird but incredible.

I stood silently incapable of saying anything trying to get the reality of what was happening to soak through my cinder-block skull.

Actually Mark then said sitting up straighter I think I had one too many beers. He flicked his limp dick. Seems alcohol really does impair one s ability.

Teri was doing something behind me but I couldn t tell what.

Mark went on. Meanwhile that movie got Teri all worked up and she needs a bit more than I can offer her right now.

I felt one of Teri s hands on my right shoulder and the other on my opposite arm as she caressed my back.

Don t let him kid you she whispered in my ear and then slowly slid her way around me. He just likes to watch me fuck other men.

She came around in front of me her head barely at my chest her face turned up towards me. She was naked. I could feel her nipples dragging across my shirt. She lifted up on her toes and whispered Which is nice because I like to fuck other men while he watches.

I saw a poster somewhere once that defined morality as how you live your life when no one else is looking. I never thought much about it but obviously it meant something to me because the phrase had stuck inside my brain and chose that moment to come to the front. The truly moral thing to do at that point would have been to respectfully decline the offer and either go back to the couch and spend the night staring at the ceiling kicking my own ass for being such a wimp or put on my coat and surrender myself to the tender mercies of the icy roads. I did neither.

Not that I am an immoral man but there were certain factors conspired against me just then. One of which was having this totally gorgeous naked young lady literally hanging all over me.

Come to think of it that was pretty much the only factor conspiring against me. But it was more than enough.

Teri clung to my front her one arm around my neck the other around my waist. She lifted one leg and brushed her soft thigh over the front of my pants. I was already stiffer than Mark was and that just finished the job. Teri placed a hand at the back of my head and leaned my face down towards hers and she kissed me hard right on the lips.

I closed my eyes and slowly encircled her in my arms. She melted into me. I returned her kiss and she opened her mouth to let our tongues play together.

I could not however get the fact that a man I considered my best friend was sitting naked on a bed not two yards away from me while I held his live-in girlfriend (who was also naked) in my arms. I wondered if I d be able to perform with him right there observing perhaps judging me.

And yet I could not resist the temptation of the moment. Being divorced and now a devout reformed bachelor my encounters with women came few and far between. It had currently been a while. Winters are tough hunting grounds as the saying goes. Teri exacerbated the situation by moving one of her hands in front and sliding it between us settling it over my throbbing cock and giving it a squeeze.

From the bed Mark said She s got this thing about older men which was a reminder of my age I could well have done without. Oddly enough however Teri broke the kiss and dragged her lips across my cheek to my neck and there whispered to me So does he.

Now that placed an entirely different slant on the whole situation. I liked Mark a lot but I d never batted for the other team as it were and wasn t so sure that I wanted to.

Teri began to shrink in front of me squatting slowly down collapsing as if someone had let out all her air. Her hands stayed on my chest and shoulders and then came down to my belly and stopped at my waist where they tugged my belt opened and unbuttoned and unzipped the front of my pants.

I looked beyond her to the bed where Mark sat smiling and watching. He winked at me and considering what Teri had just confessed that act took on multiple meanings.

My flight response to uncomfortable situations (of which this was by far the worst I d ever experienced) was stalled by Teri s small hand reaching inside my pants and extracting my cock. Her fingers were warm and strong. She held it like she might the handle of a dagger. I felt her lips touch the head and my whole body flinched involuntarily. Her tongue came out and played in the soft folds of the retracted foreskin.

She s very good at that Mark said from his perch.

I wondered if he was too and if I was intended to find out before the night was over.

Teri took my cock inside her mouth then and I swooned at the sensation. My fears about what might transpire later were shoved aside by the enjoyment of what was happening right at the moment. I suppose that s considered a Zen experience but it gave my brain the excuse it had been hoping for to legitimize the situation.

In my youth I had done a lot of crazy things but my single regret was having always held back from going over the edge. Something inside of me continually stopped me just before reaching the event horizon of insanity and at the time I guess I thought I was doing myself a favor but in hindsight I understood that those opportunities would never come around again and all I had managed to succeed in doing was denying myself the pleasures of truly outrageous experiences. One is only a teenager once in life and when those years are gone they never come back.

So here I was confronted with yet another insane opportunity and I resolved to see it through to its completion and damn the consequences. In the morning I d deal with whatever guilt came to me but I was not about to pass up what might be my one and only chance to experience an extreme sexual encounter.

Having a fine young woman sucking on my dick at the moment helped make the decision. I unbuttoned my shirt and took it off and suddenly realized I was staring at Mark with by his reaction what was almost a challenge to him to try anything funny. He raised his hands palm out in surrender and then leaned back on stiff arms to watch.

Teri was an adept cocksucker. She coordinated the actions of her lips tongue and hands so that all I really felt was an incredible blanket of pleasure from my belly to my thighs. One hand never left my balls and the other occasionally stroked my shaft while she played with the head and then massaged my lower abdomen when she had my cock fully engulfed.

By that time my pants were crumpled somewhere around my ankles and my shirt and undershirt were gone. I must have looked somewhat comical like that but at the moment didn t really give a damn. But then sensing perhaps that I was enjoying what she was doing a bit too much Teri took her mouth away from my cock and knelt down to assist me in removing the rest of my clothes.

I had forgotten it was winter for a while (hell I had practically forgotten my name!) and shuddered as the chill air suddenly penetrated my skin. But I wasn t to be cold for long. Teri stood and took my hand and walked me to the bed. Mark got up and grabbed a robe off the footboard and put it on and while Teri and I climbed aboard the mattress Mark sat in the small wooden chair at Teri s dressing table. He leaned back folded his arms across his chest and looked like he was all settled in for the show. I wondered if maybe we should have made more popcorn for him or at least gotten him a box of Milk Duds.

Teri had me kneel and she laid down on her front and lifted her upper torso enough to continue sucking on me. Whatever effect the cold air had had on my erection was quickly overcome. She pulled away again pleased with her ability to make me so hard so quickly and knelt with me slowly crushing our bodies together as she wrapped her arms around my neck and kissed me passionately again.

My cock pulsed between my belly and hers. Her nipples were like fingers poking my chest. My hands went to the back of her head then down to her back and stretched down to cup her firm ass. She lifted up then and my cock slid between her slightly parted legs hungrily searching for the opening.

Not so fast she cooed and released me.

She lay back head propped up on the pillows and spread her legs as wide as she could. She had a marvelous pussy shaved except for a small downy patch just above her clit. Her legs were slender and yet strong her feet tiny. I watched her labia ripple with expectation.

Eat me she said softly and lifted her bottom up off the mattress.

I pushed aside the image of Mark sitting there watching us and concentrated on the menu placed before me. In position as I lowered myself I kissed her left knee and then dragged my lips down the inside of that thigh inhaling the strong scent of lust that poured out of her cunt. Her skin was smooth slightly salty. I lay down on my front and placed my face directly over her crotch and she tilted her pelvis up to afford me the best access.

I kissed her pussy and she moaned with delight. She tasted strong like bear meat and she was already sopping wet. My tongue went inside her and I drank her tangy nectar. Her hand grabbed a fistful of my hair and she held my head right where it was. She needn t have bothered. I wasn t going anywhere for a while.

I began to lap at her cunt like a dog drinking water long wide strokes that started in that soft plateau between her cunt and asshole parting her pussy lips as it went and ending with a playful flick over her clit. Each time she flinched and then I settled down to sucking on her clit alone and she relaxed and moaned and wriggled her bottom in front of me.

I fully expected to feel Mark come up behind me and start doing whatever it was he had in mind. My asshole was no virgin but had only experienced fingers and toys before nothing else. I wasn t sure I was ready for anything else but I could not allow my fear of penetration to ruin what I was doing. If it happened it happened and I d deal with it then. For now I was fully enjoying the flavors and textures of a marvelous soft delicious pussy.

Teri still holding onto my hair lifted my head up and managed to spin herself over so her ass was now in my face. Words were unnecessary. I pulled my knees up to support myself used my hands to part her delectable ass cheeks and began to lick at her hole.

She giggled and then moaned and then giggled again. I played around her asshole a while with my tongue and then once slipped it just inside her. Her hips bucked and I took it into my head to have my cock inside there before the night was over. Hell if I was going to get buggered then why be the only one?

I grabbed her ass and lifted it up placing her on her knees with her arms folded and her head resting on them. My hand guided my cock to her pussy and when she made no indication of objecting I slid the head inside.

She was tight and warm and oh so very wet. She pushed her hips up and took more of me inside and so I leaned in and placed the full length of me in her. She made low throaty sounds and I started to move back and forth very casually watching my cock vanish and then reappear with each stroke.

I could feel Mark s eyes behind me watching absorbing every second. Was he stroking himself sitting in that chair? Was he even in the chair any longer? But I couldn t think about him for too long. What I was doing with Teri felt far too good to miss in consideration of him. I forgot about Mark altogether and focused my entire being on fucking his girlfriend.

Teri tilted her pelvis in time to my strokes and once thus engaged she began to increase the speed and guided me to the level she wanted at the moment. Her satisfied cry when we reached that point told me all I needed to know and I kept up the pace she had set.

That asshole of hers was tantalizingly there before me. I used the juices escaping her pussy to wet a finger and then placed that finger on her puckered opening. She laughed and so I slid the finger inside her.

Oh yes she said.

I moved that finger in opposition to my cock so that when my cock was coming out of her my finger was going in. She seemed to like that and soon moved a hand back to play with her clit. She was getting close.

As was I. Fire began to build up in my balls and the muscles that would release my cum begged for permission. I moved faster taking her deeper each time and she started to chant Yes! Yes! with each stroke. When I saw her back muscles tense I knew how close she was and knowing I was giving this fine young woman an orgasm I could no longer hold back my own.

Our timing was a bit off as is to be expected with the first encounter. I stiffened and plunged myself inside her feeling my cock gush what felt like gallons of cum into her. She pushed back against me and her cunt clenched my cock like she had a fist inside there and she milked every drop from it. She cried out as her orgasm swept over her. Her hand on her clit moved furiously and the knuckles jiggled my balls.

After a while we both relaxed and I sat back on my heels my limp dick falling free of her. I watched a river of my cum thinned with her juices pour out of her before she fell flat on the bed and rolled over to face me.

She had a wide grin and I believe I did too. I moved my legs out from under me and sat beside her gently rubbing her belly with my hand. She touched my arm and then slid that hand down to my lap where it encircled my cock and held it.

Mark got up and approached the bed. His robe was opened and apparently the effects of the beers had worn off because he had a massive erection jutting out before him waving like a snake with each step.

Not bad he said as he stopped beside the bed.

Teri sat up and immediately took his cock in her mouth. Mark smiled at me and as much as I tried to read his face I couldn t tell exactly what he was thinking. I supposed I d already passed the point where my foreknowledge of his intentions made any difference and so I sat there with Teri slowly stroking my cock back into attention while she tried her very best to take all of him into her mouth.

He had me beat by at least two inches and yet his was skinnier than mine. He was cut as well. His belly sported a humble six-pack and his chest was narrow but firm. Not altogether unattractive but then again I had never before taken the time to consider the attributes of another man.

My cock was nearly at full staff and the way Teri tugged on it she let me know she wanted me to stand beside Mark which I did. She then took turns sucking our cocks her hands stroking whichever one was currently not being thus attended to.%0