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Posted in Sexy Teen Girls by admin on the July 23rd, 2007

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A storm brought them together.

It had been a long dark and stormy day. A large hurricane had broken up off the coast of the Carolinas and its remnants were moving up the eastern seaboard. I had not been anxious to tackle the 14-hour drive home in such a storm. So I had slept a little later than usual.

It was late morning when I finally checked out of my central New Jersey motel room. The desk clerk warned me of the approaching storm. Road conditions were expected to deteriorate and become hazardous. I didn t believe road conditions in New Jersey could get much worse than they were under the best of circumstances.

As I headed south traffic on I-95 was practically bumper to bumper. In the constant rain it was moving slowly but moving. Occasionally an intense thunder storm cell would pass through the area I was in and make driving even worse. I seemed to be making very little progress.

I should have expected nothing less than a hurricane as I headed home. A hurricane was a fitting way to end a stressful week in New York City. In spite of the weather and traffic I was relieved to be heading south toward my home in South Carolina.

I had not been in New York City on a pleasure trip. My job as a private investigator had taken me there. I had spent most of my time in NYC in the seedier areas of Brooklyn and The Bronx. A forty-four-year-old balding over weight white man can easily get himself killed working in some of those areas if he doesn t stay on his toes.
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Posted in Sexy Teen Girls by admin on the July 11th, 2007

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Two stunning teen hotties

A lost and despairing woman finds salvation through love.

Nora ran from the party in tears. The night was unkind lightning brightly lit the sky as sheets of wind-driven rain swept the rocky slope. Bone-jarring thunder accompanied the bright flashes. She tripped and fell to her knees unaware that the long dress was muddied and torn.

How could you be so blind Sir William? Nora shouted into the darkness. I cannot bear this burden of unacknowledged love any longer.

She regained her footing and clambered up the slope to the cliff she knew was there. Although she could not see her ears heard the relentless pounding of the surf upon the rocks a hundred feet below. They offered the only solace she would ever find.

Nora! Sir William shouted into the stormy night as he emerged from the house. I understand now. Please I love you. I see it now.

Nora heard nothing but the crashing of the surf. It beckoned for her. She stood at the precipice leaned forward and allowed her own weight to carry her over the edge and into the darkness below.

Oh sweetie you re not even dressed! Dick will be here any time.

Rebecca looked up from the book and at her mom who appeared in the open doorway of her bedroom. It s Dirk not Dick mom. And he s never on time. Besides I m all ready except for getting dressed.

You and those romance novels her mom commented as she shook her head in disapproval and walked away.

Rebecca got off her bed and returned the oft-read soft-covered book to a shelf that held dozens more. She closed the bedroom door and looked in disdain at the dress that her mom had pressed and hung on a hangar from the closet door.

The white and pink fringed dress was hopelessly out of style. (more…)

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Posted in Sexy Teen Girls by admin on the July 6th, 2007

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Three lesbian teenies

A first time with a twist.

I was working hard on my graduate thesis but just to pay the rent I also had responsibilities tutoring undergrads and between all of that trying to maintain my sanity.

There was this particular girl I tutored and every time we worked together I left totally distracted and burning with desire.

She had the most amazing eyes I had ever seen deep dark brown with skin that looked so soft and glowed with a dark caramel color that was stunning if not the most incredible I had ever seen.

She would come into see me right after gym class freshly showered fragrant with her perfume I do not know what brand it is but it is so heady and intoxicating.

She always wears these skirts with blouses that fit like a glove and betray her round and pert globes. They made me ache with the desire to touch them.

Her lips were full and pouting. She frequently licked them to keep them moist and when she did her tongue slowly glided along their width and length an action that made them glossy and SO kissable.

I frequently left these sessions with an urgency to masturbate and the thought of her kisses and the mere image of her sitting there with those always slightly erect nipples of hers drove me easily to roaring climaxes.

I often would catch myself lost in other sessions with other students having them ask if I was paying attention to them as my mind constantly wandered to her.

I knew it would be beyond dangerous to my position to be involved in any way with her physically but it was becoming harder and harder to focus when she came for her tutoring sessions.

Then that fateful day it happened. I was talking with her about her lessons from psychology this time talking about abnormal human sexuality. (more…)

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Posted in Sexy Teen Girls by admin on the July 4th, 2007

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Three delicious young

Sunni loses her virginity.

In my last chapter I told you of Debbie C. This one is about her friend Linda B also known as Sunni.

Sue my hands were caressing her inner thighs. I raised enough so that I could pull Debbie’s pantyhose off and went back to kissing her tummy. I swirled my tongue around her belly button and spread light kisses around her tummy and inner thighs. I kissed and traced little lines and circles on her inner thighs before sliding my tongue up her pantied covered mound.

As Debbie was moaning whimpering pushing her mound upwards to my face I finally pulled her little bikini panties off. I gazed at the light þ £ Sß In my last chapter I told you of Debbie C. This one is about her friend Linda B also known as Sunni. Sunni was 18 a classmate of Debbie’s and seemed a little on the dense side. She stood about 5’ 9” had long dark hair green eyes a flat chest and long silky legs. Like Debbie she was always seen wearing very short skirts and dresses usually down to just below her pantied crotch. Sunni would often go places with Debbie and me and even double dated with us on occasion. But Sunni was still a virgin and very naive when it came to sex.

Once when Sunni had double dated with us we had gone to a local nightclub for dancing. When we returned home to Debbie’s house and Sunni’s date had left she wanted to know why he “carried a golf ball” in his pocket? Debbie cracked up laughing and asked Sunni if she knew what it really was poking her in her thighs as they danced. Sunni simply replied it felt round and hard. Debbie laughingly explained that it was the man’s erect penis poking her as they danced. Sunni was very embarassed and went to the couch to sit down. As she did her skirt rode far up her legs exposing her crotch and Debbie noticed me looking. She also noticed the bulge in my jeans as well.

One time Sunni went to a concert with Debbie and me. Sunni and Debbie both were wearing very short dresses and pantihose. At the concert since both were sitting on either side of me I was treated to two pairs of beautiful legs since their dresses rode up so high when they sat down. During the numerous times we were on our feet dancing to the music I had let my hand slide up Debbie’s legs to gently caress her panty covered butt and pussy. Once I had one hand on Debbie’s ass and one between Sunni’s legs moving against her crotch. Sunni never let on that anything was happening so I put my hand there several times that night.

After the concert we went riding on the freeway in my VW Thing. We parked for awhile in a rest area to talk and soon I had Debbie laying across my lap as we kissed while Sunni sat in the back seat. (more…)

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Posted in Sexy Teen Girls by admin on the July 3rd, 2007

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Babe posing in red

Teasing frees neighbours to explore new friendship level.

This is Chapter 7 from a longer as yet incomplete tome.

One Sunday my parents were going to visit my brother and his family out of town. I decided to stay home and Mom made me some sandwiches and put them in the fridge. I wanted to take advantage of having the house to myself. I made myself a pitcher of Long Island ice tea grabbed my book and went outside to catch some sun.

I had been out there for a while when Stella appeared from around the corner of the house.

Hey there you are. No wonder nobody answered the door when I rang.

Stella was nineteen a year older than me. We d lived next door to each other and grown up together. As kids we d often played together but over the years we had drifted apart. The age difference slight as it was meant we were never in the same class. She had just finished her second year at the local college whereas I had just returned from my first year away at university.

Since running into each other at the student summer employment center a few weeks back we d been spending some of our jointly unemployed time getting reacquainted.

Sorry. Mom and Dad when out for the day so I ve been enjoying having the house to myself.

Oh. She paused. Did you want me to leave?

No no. I d like to have you here. I just didn t want to spend the day being chased around by my nephew I said. Do you want some iced tea?

Sure. Don t get up I can get a glass for myself and she went into the house.

I lay back again and started reading some more. Stella reappeared but now she looked different. She had taken off the tee shirt that she had arrived in and now was wearing a yellow bikini top. Between the bikini top and the cutoff shorts she was wearing I could see more of her than I had seen in many years and the sight of her caused quite a different reaction than I had had years ago when I last saw her dressed in so little.

Hey did you go home and change? That was pretty quick.

No she said. I was already wearing this underneath. I thought that if I going to sit in the sun I might as well tan as much of me as I can tan Dan.

Hah very funny. She sat down on the grass beside me and poured herself some iced tea.

I went back to reading but didn t get very far before she asked What ch reading? I turned the book so that she could see the cover. The Idiot . Is this like a comedy or something?

You mean like The Jerk ? No this is Dostoevsky. (more…)

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Posted in Fucking Teen Whore by admin on the July 3rd, 2007

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Lesbian sex

First time lovers.

Nathan held Chloe tightly in his arms as Derek and the Dominoes serenaded them with Layla. It was one of Chloe s favourite songs and whenever he heard it and saw that look of fondness in her eyes he felt a growing warmth within. He felt that it was their song and Chloe seemed to silently agree.

They had been friends for several months and had gotten quite close. Then Nathan had decided to take the chance and ask her out. She agreed but made it clear that she wanted to take things very slow. She had so many firsts and while she wished they could all be with him she wasn t about to rush things and ruin it all. He accepted her terms. He cared for her so much that he could control the unbearable urge to kiss her as long as he could hold her in his arms.

But today that lust felt more like lustful love. He knew she meant more to him than anyone but he had yet to be sure he was in love. And he was not prepared to make the mistake of telling her and then realising it was false. He couldn t bear to hurt Chloe or himself like that.

It had been only a couple of weeks since they had been officially dating but they had become much closer personally. They were more open about their feelings for each other and didn t hold back their thoughts from one another. Nathan felt that he could have something real with Chloe. Something that had been sorely missing in his earlier relationships.

Chloe this being her first relationship was very nervous. She wanted to be closer physically to Nathan and her raging teenage lust was kept at bay only by how much she cared for him. He meant more to her than she could explain. She cared for him so much and when he held her in the comfort of his arms she felt safe and warm. She never wanted him to let go.

Despite wanting to take things slow she felt she owed it to Nathan and to herself to show her appreciation for being so patient. So understanding. As she thought about how amazing he was to her she couldn t help but smile and when he saw that he squeezed her gently and she let out a comforted sigh.

Her contented response encouraged Nathan. They were alone in her house. There was no chance of anyone disturbing them in her bedroom. (more…)

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Posted in Fucking Teen Whore by admin on the July 3rd, 2007

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Beautiful blonde

Teens are stuck in a locker room overnight.

The rest of the party went smoothly and everyone had a good time.

(NO MORE PLOT DEVELOPMENT how about I try to go for 3 pages of sex)

It was after a soccer game when Desiree saw Frank walking out of the locker room it was late and there were only a few people in the school mainly Janitors.

Desiree had been at the game and was waiting for Frank because her ride wasn t going to be there for a while she was sleeping over a friend s house that night and was looking forward to it.

They walked down the hall and chatted when Desiree realized she had left some books in her gym locker. She dragged Frank with her as she headed for the girls locker room.

She opened the door and beckoned mischievously for Frank to enter.

You sure nobodies in there? he asked I m sure she affirmed

They walked in and the door slammed shut and then they heard the click of a lock…

It took the two of them a moment to react but by the time they got to the door whoever was there if anyone was gone.

Hello! Desiree yelled.

But there was no reply

Fuck! exclaimed Frank who was still in his soccer uniform I don t have my phone with me Do you? He asked.

Yeah she said with relief as she pulled it out of her bag. Shit she almost screamed no service.

Over the next half an hour they tried the entire locker room but there was no service anywhere.

They only had one place to check and Frank said he d be right back because he had to use the facilities. (more…)

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Posted in Fucking Teen Whore by admin on the July 3rd, 2007

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Redhead coed girl

A freshman at college has his first experience with sex.

The dorms at any university are a horrible place to live. You barely have enough space for all your shit and you have an ass load of other people living in close proximity as well. It was horrible having to live there for my entire freshman year. What made it even worse was that my next door neighbor had a girlfriend that screamed when he fucked her.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to study when she is screaming his name at all hours of the night? I talked to my RA but he didn t care about shit. He wanted to hear it.

The pair were nice enough people but she was just loud as shit. Truth be told I had fantasized about her on more than one occasion.

She was gorgeous in a naughty teenager sort of way. On the occasions that I hung out with them I couldn t keep my eyes off of her slight body and crystal blue eyes. Her voice was soft and sensual leaving me hanging on her every word. She usually kept her hair back in a ponytail but I always wished that just once she would wear those golden locks in twin pigtails. Her lips were like a porn star s juicy and inviting.

Whenever she caught me staring at her she would always laugh. And then her boyfriend would always ask What is so fucking funny Jess?

Jess would just make up a lame excuse but I could tell she knew how bad I wanted her body to be the one making her scream.

Jess had good reason to laugh too. I was a nerdy kind of a guy. I did some sports back in high school but had gained the freshman fifteen and then some. So I sported a nice beer gut which would repulse any lady that gorgeous. It was painful sometimes to think about how I would probably spend the rest of my life looking at porn sites and jacking off in my mom s basement. But I could dream couldn t I?

It was dead week the week the dorms were supposed to be quiet but they never were. Early in the week I heard the blissful sounds of Jess in the throes of a screaming orgasm and I was wondering how much studying I would get done for my exams next week. However instead of the usual silence after their fuckfest I heard yelling. I wasn t about to get in between those two so I closed my door and turned my music up loud enough to drown out the harsh words. (more…)

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Posted in Fucking Teen Whore by admin on the July 3rd, 2007

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Cute horny girl

She looks, learns, and finally gives in to her needs.

It was their last night together before she headed off to Italy to work as an au pair for three months.

Suzi had been dating Andy for almost four months and in that time they had become close and she knew she would miss me very much when she went away.

Suzi had just turned 20 and Andy was her first serious boyfriend. They had met at a party in college. He had immediately been attracted to her pretty face and deep brown eyes framed by her jet black hair. Suzi was quite shy though and Andy at first had to work hard to make conversation with her. But his persistence paid off and when the party finished she let him walk her to her taxi and said goodnight with a gentle lingering kiss and an agreement that he could call her.

They dated and got on well and Suzi was pleased that Andy put no pressure on her and respected her wishes to take things at her pace.

Suzi was quite inexperienced but was in no rush to give herself completely to any guy until she was sure the time was right. She had been told she was attractive and had her share of offers in the past but her shyness and previous experiences held her back.

She had of course dated before and shared quite passionate kisses with a number of guys but was always reluctant to take the first step. She found that guys lost interest in her as soon as she stopped their roaming hands and said no!

Not that she had always stopped them or been able to stop them. On the night of her eighteenth birthday after way too much wine she found herself on a dark laneway behind a city night club kissing her best friends older brother as his hands moved freely under her sweater squeezing and mauling her breasts.

Most recently at Christmas time she and her friend hit it off with two guys in a pub and went dancing with them to a nightclub. One of them was driving and on the way back to their college Suzi sat in the back of the car in her guys arms kissing and cuddling.

As they sat he moved his hand under her skirt. Suzi froze very conscious of his hand roughly moving her legs slightly apart but also afraid to cause a scene and embarrass herself. Despite her attempt to move his hand away he kissed her forcefully and moved right on to her panties. Without stopping she felt them being pushed to one side and then his thick finger pushing into her.

Thankfully the college came into view but he left his finger inside her until the car came to a stop. Suzi muttered goodnight and fled and was embarrassed when her friend eventually caught her up and she explained what had happened.

That was six months ago but since then Andy had come on the scene and things were good. Tonight he had paid for a lovely romantic meal and as he had the use of his mothers car for the night he was driving Suzi to the forest car park near her home which had they had visited a few times before.

He parked the car off the track and turned off the lights and they sat in the darkness listening to the radio and chatting. Soon they were in each others arms kissing deeply.

Before long his hands were touching her breasts through her top gently caressing her. (more…)

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Posted in Fucking Teen Whore by admin on the July 3rd, 2007

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Young tiny titted

Cheerleader distracts opposing team\’s star player.

It was pretty much agreed what had to be done and not wanting to appear snobbish or like some kind of primadonna I went along with the plan. I was a freshman cheerleader and the youngest on the squad at eighteen and I didn t want to make waves.

We were in a difficult situation one that called for a little creative strategy. There was no way our school was going to beat our city rival with Jason playing. He s like the best college player in the nation averaging over thirty points a game big and strong and way better than anyone on our team. Heather our senior co-captain came up with the idea a week before the big game. Simply put one of us would seduce Jason the night before the game give him the kind of workout he wouldn t soon forget and make him too wasted to play well.

Instead of straws we drew pom-pom streamers to decide which one of us would have the honor of laying down her body as it were for the good of the team. Guess who drew the short streamer?

I m not a prude or anything but also I had never had sex with a guy before so I felt excited and insecure and anxious all at the same time. I m not bragging but I never had any trouble getting looks from the boys even though i m kinda tall at five feet eight inches and my boobs which are really firm and perky are certainly not the biggest. But I do have a nice supple body and a pretty heart shaped face and long blonde hair. Heather and the other cheerleaders had no doubt I was the girl for the job. It was agreed that I should not wear my tiny cheerleading outfit as that would be a dead giveaway what with the school name on the sweater and all. Heather suggested I wear one of my prep school outfits with the plaid pleated skirt white blouse and red red blazer and the black patent leather shoes with white ankle socks. (more…)

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Posted in Fucking Teen Whore by admin on the July 3rd, 2007

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Young cute soccer

She receives her fondest wish at prom.

His name was Michael and he was the cutest black boy I d ever seen. It didn t matter that he lived in a small house or that he shared that cramped space with two brothers and three sisters plus his parents. He had dimples and whenever he smiled he made me smile as well. Unfortunately I was four years younger that Mike and he never gave me a second look much less a first. He always treated me as the outspoken little sister and I gratefully accepted his attention though it wasn t exactly what I wanted.

He graduated from high school and left my life heading off to college to conquer a new education as well as the ladies that would be available on campus. I spent the next three years slogging through my freshman sophomore and junior years without much contact with Mike. I saw him on the occasional holiday usually at church but we were not as close as we used to be and I didn t want to show him my disappointment. I hung out and continued my life.

January during senior year marked my eighteenth birthday and I was surprised to be asked to the spring prom that was to be held a few months later. I bought the obligatory gown and Jerrod and I attended the grand affair after having dinner and joining our friends. We were having such a good time when his ex-girlfriend Lynn asked him to dance and I told him to go because we both knew that we were just pals. When I felt the hand on my shoulder I was surprised to look up and see Michael.

Hey! I jumped up and gave him a hug. What are you doing here?

I came to see you. He held up a folded square of notebook paper and I recognized it immediately.

Where did you get that?

Does it matter? He tucked it back into the lapel of his jacket and took my hand. Come on. Let s dance. (more…)

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Posted in Fucking Teen Whore by admin on the July 3rd, 2007

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Young hottie

I guess you call it blossoming.

I guess you could call it blossoming a time in life I doubt anyone will forget. Mine came on the cusp of nineteen and as in the Stevie Nicks song it came by the hand of an older woman. Not that much older mind you she was a college student from Vanderbilt University perhaps four or five years older. But at eighteen within a week of nineteen those were four or five significant years.

Appropriately it was spring Spring Break 1972 in fact. I had left the small town of Columbus Mississippi with my two best friends headed for the beaches of Florida. Beyond that general destination we had no idea where we were headed we just drove into Alabama turned right and headed south.

Fortunately Florida had already finished their Spring Break for the year and back in the early seventies Spring Break was not the madhouse it is these days. After several hours of driving we crossed into Florida and followed a straight line to the closest beach we could find: Pensacola Island.

Without motel reservations with only a limited amount of money and a car load of luggage food and stuff we immediately prioritized. They rent motorcycles here! Well after several harrowing hours nearly killing ourselves we then decided to look for a motel. As it turned out the first place we stopped had a room at a reasonable rate. What made us choose that particular motel eludes me now but whatever the reason you’ll never convince me that fate didn’t nudge us along a bit.

After check-in we headed for the nearest shop along the beach. As a trio the three of us were at least in our minds an interesting bunch. Joe was the looker. He had dark hair long but perfectly groomed. He was the one in constant search of a comb and mirror. He was tall and relatively thin with I guess you could call it delicate features. To the girls he apparently was an Adonis. Of course Joe knew this and exuded a confidence with the girls that always baffled me.

Mike the comedian didn’t worry much about his hair but he was one of those guys who looked good in anything they wore. So with the slightly frazzled hair and sharp looking cutoffs and shirt he also attracted the girls. While not overly confident with them like Joe was Mike was comfortable and with his non-stop jokes he seemed always at ease in any company.

I was the quiet smart one. Although I played football I never was comfortable with the jock image preferring a less obtrusive look. (more…)

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Posted in Fucking Teen Whore by admin on the July 3rd, 2007

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Adorable teen showing

Naughty coed seduces professor into elusive affair.

From the first time Professor Alex Milano saw Angela Brown he wanted to fuck her. She was a sophomore at the college where he taught English and as familiar as he was with the English language it all but failed him when she sauntered into the room. Her waist-length brown hair shimmered behind her as she strolled to her seat in the very first row. Thankfully he was standing behind the podium so the strain in his tight khakis was not noticeable. Alex watched every fluid movement Angela made taking in her subtle curves and slightly tanned skin.

The rest of the class was filing in around her and he barely noticed until the room became silent awaiting his beginning of the class. Clearing his throat and shaking the naughty thoughts swimming around in his mind he passed out the syllabus and began to take roll. Looking down at the list of students in front of him he tried to imagine what scintillating name would describe the beauty in front of him. He was totally thrown when she locked eyes with him at the name Angela Brown and squeaked out a barely audible Here. And could you please call me Angel?

Angel how fitting it was. This beauty this object of his lust with such a pure and innocent name he could barely hold back as a groan as he repeated her name and scribbled it down on his paper. When attendance was finished he tried to focus on his syllabus and all of things he expected of his students. Alex could tell that hardly anyone was paying attention. Yet every time he dared to let his eyes wander to Angel s face she was locking eyes with him seeming to hang on his every word. He noticed that she was even taking notes in the margins of her syllabus and he was just introducing the class! The idea of her being this much of an overachiever in the bedroom flashed in his mind and brought his cock back to life. (more…)

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Essay turns practical for boastful pupil.

The class was nearly over. It would soon be home time. Billy Smith sat at the back of the room with Sam watching the shapely form of the Head of the English department.

I want Billy to stay after class please. We have to discuss your essay announced Mrs Pokton the object of their desire. The previous homework had been to write about a personal experience.

I told you you d get in trouble for writing that Billy whispered Sam to his best friend. The eighteen year old Billy had submitted an essay based on a porn film he seen last weekend. He told Sam what he was doing and Sam had been against it. He didn t like trouble. Billy had done it anyway.

What do think of it then Miss? asked Billy when everyone else had left.

Well the grammar was awful and some of the descriptive terms would make an army sergeant blush. That is not what we need to talk about though. The assignment was to write about a personal experience. I don t believe you could have performed the acts you describe.

Well maybe not all but I have seen them in porn films he replied defensively.

So why did you write about sexual acts you haven t taken part in? I can t mark this work unless it is a personal experience.

So I get no mark! Billy was shocked. Usually he got a high mark in English even though he had a problem with his grammar.

I didn t say that. You just need to make it a personal experience and I have the perfect way. We can act it out now.

Billy looked quizzically at his teacher. He wasn t the brightest boy and it took a while for him to realise what Mrs Pokton was suggesting. (more…)

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Posted in Fucking Teen Whore by admin on the July 2nd, 2007

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Crazy blonde

A rainy day\’s lessons.

Hello Vicar staying dry? Sheila s cheerfulness at the other end of the phone line belied the glum grey early February day.

No Sheila didn t have that option. Had to visit the hospital this morning then teach the seniors of the choir school about the mystery of the Trinity.

You did all that on a Monday? I thought you blokes only worked on Sunday. Snickers cascaded down the line on the heels of that quip.

Sheila Button I ought to turn you over my knee and paddle your backside beet red for that remark. You of all people surely know better

More snickers reached my ears and Sheila continued lightheartedly: Well tonight may be your chance Vicar. Remember just before Christmas when I asked you for some help with Jenny?

Yes.

Well she s not working tonight and Derrick s up at the Library getting ready for exams. I thought I d bring her round when I brought over your tea and we ll teach her some of the finer things of life.

I stared at the receiver dumbfounded. The subject came up and I didn t remember agreeing to it but I didn t disagree with it. (more…)